Fig. 49Engraving of a shark, from Encyclopaedia Britannica, 11th edition (1911)

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Shark

Carcharodon carcharias

Never stops moving. Never explains why.

5.2% of people are Sharks. (estimated)

If you're a Shark

You travel alone, you travel far, and you don't explain either. You are decisive to the point of alarming people, and you have no interest in being liked, only in being effective. You keep moving; stopping is not really in your design. You are not angry. You are focused, which from the outside looks the same.

Great white sharks can keep their core and swimming muscles warmer than the surrounding sea, a trick almost no other fish manages.

Find out if you're a Shark

The Shark as a spirit animal

You are independent, direct and frighteningly good at following through, which makes you excellent at the job and unsettling at the party. You cover distances, in work and in life, that other people only plan. The flaw is that you give almost nothing to anyone who is not currently useful, and you leave before the goodbyes. A shark has no swim bladder. It stays up by moving, or it sinks.

Grounded in how the species actually lives; nothing borrowed from anyone's tradition. Why we put it that way.

How to get along with a Shark

Do

  • Give them a destination, not a meeting.
  • Say it straight; subtext is for animals with time.
  • Let them go; they come back on their own route, in their own year.

Don't

  • Don't ask them to stay still for your comfort; a great white has to keep moving to breathe.
  • Don't splash. Attention from this animal is not the kind you want.

When it goes wrong: A shark that has decided is already committed; don't thrash, hold your ground, and keep your eyes on it until it turns.

The Shark in a relationship

You are not looking, and then you are briefly, intensely interested, and then you are a thousand miles away. You do not do domestic. Your partners get your full attention for exactly as long as you are in the same water, and then they get the open sea. Devotion is not your sport.

Field notes

Every animal is placed on six personality traits derived from how the species lives. Your answers are placed on the same six, and the closest animal wins. How the scoring works

Sociability
1
Boldness
10
Energy
6
Curiosity
4
Devotion
0
Roaming
9

Sharks in literature

Characters from public-domain works. Company, not a verdict.

Closest personalities

The animals whose profiles sit nearest to the Shark's. If you got Shark, one of these was probably your runner-up.

Other ocean

OctopusJellyfishSeahorseSalmonPufferfish

Among the 60

Encyclopaedia Britannica, 11th edition, Encyclopaedia Britannica (1911). Public domain, viacommons.wikimedia.org.All credits