Fig. 52Engraving of a seahorse, from Meyers Konversations-Lexikon (1890)

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Seahorse

Hippocampus hippocampus

Mates for the long haul. Dad does the pregnancy.

5.3% of people are Seahorses. (estimated)

If you're a Seahorse

You are devoted to a fault, and the fault is that very little else gets done. You stay put, hold on to what matters with everything you have, and greet the people you love the same way every single morning. You are not bold and not fast, but you are faithful, and you will carry more than your share.

The male seahorse becomes pregnant: the female deposits her eggs in his pouch, and weeks later he gives birth to hundreds of young.

Find out if you're a Seahorse

The Seahorse as a spirit animal

You are loyal, patient and quietly extraordinary at carrying things for other people, and you want almost nothing in return except the morning greeting. You do not roam; your world is a few square meters of seagrass and you know every blade. The flaw is that holding on so tightly leaves no hand free for anything else. A seahorse anchors itself by the tail and calls it a lifestyle.

Grounded in how the species actually lives; nothing borrowed from anyone's tradition. Why we put it that way.

How to get along with a Seahorse

Do

  • Say good morning properly, every day; it is the whole foundation.
  • Stay close; a seahorse's world is a few meters of seagrass and it would like you in it.
  • Share the load; they have carried more than you think.

Don't

  • Don't make them chase anything. They can't.
  • Don't disappear for a weekend without warning; the morning greeting is not optional.

When it goes wrong: A seahorse under stress wraps its tail around the nearest anchor and goes very still; be the anchor, don't tug.

The Seahorse in a relationship

You are the faithful one. You bond early, you greet your partner the same way each morning, and you take on the heavy part of the arrangement without being asked; in your species the father carries the eggs. You do not play the field, because you cannot swim fast enough and you do not want to.

Field notes

Every animal is placed on six personality traits derived from how the species lives. Your answers are placed on the same six, and the closest animal wins. How the scoring works

Sociability
3
Boldness
1
Energy
1
Curiosity
2
Devotion
10
Roaming
0

Seahorses in literature

Characters from public-domain works. Company, not a verdict.

Closest personalities

The animals whose profiles sit nearest to the Seahorse's. If you got Seahorse, one of these was probably your runner-up.

Other ocean

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Among the 60

Meyers Konversations-Lexikon, Bibliographisches Institut (1890). Public domain, viacommons.wikimedia.org.All credits